....seriously lyrics- can someone please tell me where my pants went
they were on me before i lost consciousness
i checked in the upstairs and the basement but i cant find my pants
well i went out last night with some guys from school
didnt know them very well but they seemed pretty cool
we went to a party for some guy named raul
we chilled in the yard and we chilled by the pool
we had a bet to see who could make the best boat
and thats how i learned that kegs dont float
i guess i should have known but its kinda hard to think when someone puts a gram of crystal meth in your drink.
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well the music was playin so i hit the dance floor and i did a little dance with a dirty little whore
she said her name was sarah and she took me upstairs
i guess i picked the right day to shave my pubic hairs
she asked me if i had protection
i said against identity theft or to prevent conception she said both, i said nope
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Author: boredomfilms Keywords: party drunk pants naked underwear sexy dude Added: October 22, 2008
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